…and no, it’s not a love letter.
CoCo (c/o Aunt Gi) wrote me a letter today about our adventure over the weekend. Remember how I lost miserably in Round #2 of our wrestling match? Well, it’s really nothing serious. Heck! I didn’t even have any bruises or scratches or anything to show for the wrestling. Mommy thought that the letter was rather amusing and thought I should share it with my blog readers:
Dear BoBo —
Mommy says that if I don’t write a letter of apology to you, then (1) I’m gonna get another time-out and (2) I’m not gonna be able to have another playdate with you anytime in the near future. So here it goes, my heartfelt apology. Sorry, BoBo.
I’m sorry for the way I bullied you this past weekend. I shouldn’t have forced you to crawl by pushing you down, to repeatedly put you in a choke hold, to give you a bear hug tighter than a bear, and to knock you down time and again. Unfortunately, I still can’t appreciate my own strength and, as you’ve experienced first hand, I can get pretty darn aggressive.
BoBo, I sure do hope you understand that I didn’t mean to hurt you. Although I can’t promise that I won’t do it again, I promise that I will try not to be as rough . . . or at least not until you’re able to defend yourself.
So we’re cool, right? Awesome! Until next time, aza aza!
Your BFF,
CoCo
It’s okay, CoCo! You’re still my BFF. I’m getting bigger by the day and one day, you’ll need to watch out!