I spent Saturday with Mommy, Daddy, Auntie Ellie and Uncle Wade shopping for Uncle Wade’s curtains for his new townhouse. We then went to eat pho together. I realized that being in a pho restaurant made my beloved Peg Perego carseat stink. It’s a small sacrifice for something so yummy. I’m thinking I’d better grow teeth soon so I can try some.
All this time together was nice, but Auntie Ellie and Uncle Wade totally made fun of me and I can’t even defend myself! Auntie Ellie said I had a “muffin top” above the waistband of my pants. Uncle Wade said that I had “cankles” and a “muffin top” on my feet. I don’t know which of them said it, but one of them said that I had an extra fold in my forearm where there shouldn’t be an extra fold. All of this boils down to one thing — I’m chubby.
Mommy didn’t seem concerned about these not-so-subtle hints that I’m fat. In fact, she seemed rather proud that others were noticing my chubs — it meant that her breastmilk is indeed, good stuff! She figured that all I eat is breastmilk and since babies stop eating when they are no longer hungry, it’s all normal. It’s healthy fat (if there is such a thing.)
BoBo — You may not know this, but your Mommy did her fair share of bullying other people’s kids before you were born. It’s called kharma, baby!
Yes, Mommy isn’t proud of all the bullying she did. She fully admits it. She bullied Aunt Gi A LOT. Mostly because Mommy had ZERO experience in child-raising. Mommy says she’s sorry. 🙂